The Maccabiah Games start next week, but you knew that already

Deadspin covers the Maccabiah Games today. It starts with "[T]he Maccabiah Games bring together 7,000 of the world's best Jewish athletes to satisfy their insatiable lust for gold. Whoa. That came out wrong." It's all downhill from there. As you might expect, the comments to the post are pretty hilarious. Here's a sample: "All swimming heats start at least one hour after lunch."