So much for having a Plan B

Carson Palmer should fire his agent

Did anyone bother to read the script of this commercial before they signed Carson Palmer up?

It's stupid Harvard student schadenfreude week at the Tao

Ahhhhhahhhhhhahhhhhh! You're an idiot.

Ichiro: prototype lead-off man and baseball philosopher

As this NY Times article proves once and for all, Ichiro is the master of good quotes:

“Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to me,” he said. “I think there’s sexiness in infield hits because they require technique. I’d rather impress the chicks with my technique than with my brute strength. Then, every now and then, just to show I can do that, too, I might flirt a little by hitting one out."

But that pales next to his epic quote about facing country-mate and nemesis Daisuke Matsuzaka:

“I hope he arouses the fire that’s dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul,” he says. “I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger.”

Serves her right for wearing that sweatshirt

Greatest moment in Jeopardy history not involving Will Ferrell

"Glitter is the herpies of craft supplies."

Warning: cussing and idiotic visuals.

Thanks Joe.

This is pretty clearly fake

UPDATE: Not only is it fake, but it's a viral advertising campaign for Microsoft. Pretty clever.

The full potential of the Internet has finally been realized

I know this is fake. I'm not that stupid.

Proper mound charging etiquette

Kevin Youkilis charging the mound last night got me thinking about good baseball fights (I'm looking at you Nolan Ryan). However, Youkilis ignored the first rule of charging the mound: take out the catcher first.

That just happened

The Yankles

No, I don't understand it any more than you do.

UPDATE: This video I found on Youtube doesn't clear up much:


UPDATE: Daniel has resolved it. This is going to be memorable.

Vanity plates done right

Some good ones here.

And on the 7th day they .... needed their verterbrate fused back together

Another day in the books

I'll see your dancing wedding and raise you a divorce

Amazingly, the dancing still stinks:

I do this all the time, albeit unintentionally

But really, who hasn't left a voicemail message like this?

Language gets stronger as this progresses:



Thanks Dan.

Martians have landed .... and they're Tiger Woods fans?

Can someone please explain to me what the green man in the bottom left corner is doing?